The disimbodied voice

Thinking about it at lunch, walking back from the Analfoni book fair, The lecture down the telephone seems to have the same twang as the audio stuff that rich played for me the other day at his house. His recordings where made by an American and man they where funny, I mean really funny. Anyway it got me thinking, I saw Sarah and Tom at the book fair and there was a good vibe there, its strange but I always seem to tell people what I am about to do!! Not what I am doing, Its always the germ of the idea, But it could be that this is what gives the idea a cold? Anyway I saw Imi at the Fair as well and agreed to meet her after work. It was great to see her and she gave me a big hug once she saw me standing there. This American idea and the tapes that rich played me, is perhaps the way to go, To call up American's? Maybe its their enthusiasm?
Something like:
Hello it's Oily Beds....
Who?
Listen do you know Marcel Duchamp?
What?
You know, the French guy, doesn't eat much,
Erm I don't think so...
yeah you do, you know him.......everyone knows him
I don't thi...
Well the thing is.......... he's dead!
Dead?
Yeah, its to bad. I mean it's to bad you never met him, he was a smart guy, Smart and funny
Who is this?
It's Oily, you know....Oily Beds
Look I rea...
I know, I know, Listen!!, I gotta keep this short okay, I haven't got much time, so just tell me what you know
about what?
Mr D
what?
The dead guy!! what can you tell me about him?
I don't know who....you are talking about?
Listen, be straight with me, you know about the readymade, Right?.....Don't tell me ya don't know about the readymade!!,
Readymade?
The work of Art without the artist to make it?
Who are you? What are you trying to sell?
Etc....
Need to get funding and set up the call center, or else finish the script and start phoning America!! Yes dummy get the book off rich, the gags book for insperation, do some work on sunday...get it on!!! yeah baby